Transforming Texts - Homework

I have transformed a poem, based on slang from a 'chavy' love poem.

Original

What is 143? Baby, don’t hurt me

2nite
don’t make me ask the ?
are we bf and gf
or just bfs,
bc I kno u
and I need an answr 2night—
not l8r 2day,
not 2morrow

Our relationship isn’t bout a/s/l,
isn’t filled with kthxbai
after we, you kno, do it…

OMG, this is awk
alrite?

aka: our “situation”
bka: our love

are you my bf?

you dunno?

I'm busy, g2g,                                                                                                                                   

I luv u.

My version

What's 143?
Madam, don't distress me
This evening,
Don't force me to make the proposal
Are we companions?
Or are you just my dear friend?
Because I perceive you?
And I need a response tonight
Not later today
Not tomorrow

Our relationship isn't about sex,
it isn't occupied with conversation
After we have, sex..

Oh dear, this is awkward,
Hello?

Also known as: "state of affair"
Better known as: Our passion and love

Are you my partner, my love?

You're uncertain?

I'm unavailable, I have to depart

I love you.